Fox Hunt Aficionado Gifts

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Huntsman preparing to jump over a river

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

"Tallyho!"

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Champagne at the hunt

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 2

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

Horse accidents

Delights of the Chace.

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

Hunting Out of Season

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

'Looks like the blighter's given me the slip again.'

"Yes, I know son, I've been through that too: Sometimes, we are resented for being clever..."

A Hunting Apointment

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

'Want to have a little fun with this? You guys take off and I'll chase you!'

'Get your toys out of the living room!'