Black Hole Fanatic T-Shirts

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Latest picture of a black hole. . . this time a close up.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Sunbathers.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

Economic Downturns

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

Ref shows footballer green card.

'Someone calling himself a bio-ethicist is here to see you.'

"They seem to be most concerned with what shape it is."

Striker Aims for the Wrong Goal

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'I wanted to talk to Professor Blumenkraft about his black hole project, but he's disappeared somewhere.'

"Wait, ok, I've got it. It says, 'Beware....land....shark.'"

"What asteroid?"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."