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"It says here 50% of all marriages end in avoidance behaviour."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"Yes, I have seen people in worse health than you. But, they were all dead."

Close encounters of the turd kind...

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

'I wanted to talk to Professor Blumenkraft about his black hole project, but he's disappeared somewhere.'

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

'A black hole, it's what I've always wanted.'

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

Chalk Bored

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

Latest picture of a black hole. . . this time a close up.

'I've pencilled in time for the grieving process.'