Black Hole Fanatics T-Shirts

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Sunbathers.

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Economic Downturns

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Now watch and listen!'

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

'I'm good. How are you?'

'I wanted to talk to Professor Blumenkraft about his black hole project, but he's disappeared somewhere.'

'A black hole, it's what I've always wanted.'

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

Latest picture of a black hole. . . this time a close up.

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'