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Good Week for science. They searched for my taxes and found a black hole.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Economic Downturns

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

'Pop-up Bible.'

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

'I wanted to talk to Professor Blumenkraft about his black hole project, but he's disappeared somewhere.'

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

'Now watch and listen!'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

'I'm good. How are you?'

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

"I'm your sun!"

'A black hole, it's what I've always wanted.'

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"