Black Hole Humor Enthusiast Pillows

"It says here 50% of all marriages end in avoidance behaviour."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

'It's a black hole! Wait, what's all that debris? It looks like...hey, it's my letters to the editor, and my movie script submissions, and all the ideas I've ever put in the suggestion box.'

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."

Close encounters of the turd kind...

"Yes, I have seen people in worse health than you. But, they were all dead."

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

Stephen Hawking

'I wanted to talk to Professor Blumenkraft about his black hole project, but he's disappeared somewhere.'

"Space is not for pussies!"

'A black hole, it's what I've always wanted.'

'Thank you, Blake, for that riveting presentation on black holes.'

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Latest picture of a black hole. . . this time a close up.

"Yes, black holes are very interesting, but what has this got to do with you not producing any homework?"

"How many times have I told you? Never open the jar with the black hole in it!"

"Yes. I'm 100% sure it's your turn for a moonwalk."

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

Chalk Bored

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'