Black Hole Humorist Pillows

The Office Black Hole

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Gee, thanks pal."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"The Eggsorcist"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"That's the preacher's dog."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

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German School

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.