Halo Humorist Pillows

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Holy monk.

"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?"

"That's the preacher's dog."

"It makes him look less menacing."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

Angel versus kite...

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I'm working from home today."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Ed's receding hairline!

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Christian and Born again Christian...

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

Bald Man Overcomb

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '