Halo Humorist Gifts

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Holy monk.

Saint Bernard.

"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?"

"That's the preacher's dog."

"It makes him look less menacing."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

Angel versus kite...

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"I'm working from home today."

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

Ed's receding hairline!

Christian and Born again Christian...

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Brad Pitt.

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

Bald Man Overcomb

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."