Halo Humor Gifts

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Good game."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"I'm working from home today."

Save Our Universe

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"That's the preacher's dog."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

'Pop-up Bible.'

"Are there space-babes?"

Climbing to the moon

'Hold all my calls - and get dressed. I hate being reminded I work from home.'

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

"Space is not for pussies!"

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

How's my abducting?

The disadvantages of homeworking.

Working from home.

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?"

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