Halo Humor Mugs

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Good game."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"I'm working from home today."

Save Our Universe

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"That's the preacher's dog."

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Yes, I'm working from home, and my kids are here helping me."

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

'Pop-up Bible.'

"Are there space-babes?"

Climbing to the moon

'Hold all my calls - and get dressed. I hate being reminded I work from home.'

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

How's my abducting?

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?"

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

Working from home.

Crusty Bread

The disadvantages of homeworking.