Hoa Humorist Mugs

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Football Chameleon

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"That's the preacher's dog."

"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Shark food pyramid.

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I wish I could fire people as well as Donald Trump.'

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"Hallelujah!"

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"The firm is always appointed above competence levels, you topped out at paperclip."

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"I'm sure he's a fine boy, but we prefer interviewing your son in person."

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Hollywood in tiny glimpses