Hoa Humorist Prints

"The Cell Block Association is probably going to make you take it down."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Football Chameleon

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

"That's the preacher's dog."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"First the good news - one of us hasn't been made redundant."

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

"I've downloaded an app to hire and fire people."

Shark food pyramid.

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'I wish I could fire people as well as Donald Trump.'

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

Brad Pitt.

'Whiskey and splash, sir.'

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"You can find me on Inkedin."

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Jennifer Lawrence

"Hallelujah!"

"The firm is always appointed above competence levels, you topped out at paperclip."

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

"I'm sure he's a fine boy, but we prefer interviewing your son in person."

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

Hollywood in tiny glimpses

The job interview was more thorough than roger had anticipated.