Paleo Humorist Gifts

'Did you hear what happened to Oog? -- he sleeps with the ichthyosaurs.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"That's the preacher's dog."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Steakosaurus

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Holy monk.

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'