Paleo Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift for the paleo humorist in your life? Discover funny mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase their love of all things prehistoric and humorous. These playful, eye-catching items are ideal for fans of paleo diets, cave memes, and witty gastronomy. Find a unique gift that combines health-conscious humor with a creative twist, elevating their paleo passion with a smile.

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'Did you hear what happened to Oog? -- he sleeps with the ichthyosaurs.'

'Did you hear what happened to Oog? -- he sleeps with the ichthyosaurs.' mockup

'Did you hear what happened to Oog? -- he sleeps with the ichthyosaurs.'

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"Where do we put Desserts?"

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Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

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'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....' mockup

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

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"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!" mockup

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

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"That's the preacher's dog."

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Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart. mockup

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

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"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

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The Steakosaurus

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"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad." mockup

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

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"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days." mockup

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

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"I assume you're on the paleo diet." mockup

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

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"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!" mockup

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

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"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

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'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

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'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.' mockup

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

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'...and they were carnivorous.'

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'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.' mockup

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

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"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course." mockup

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

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"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!" mockup

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

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'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.' mockup

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

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"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables." mockup

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

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"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian." mockup

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

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'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.' mockup

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

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"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..." mockup

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

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"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?"

"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?" mockup

"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?"

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'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!' mockup

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

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'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!' mockup

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

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'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.' mockup

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

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'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!' mockup

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

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'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.' mockup

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

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An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring, mockup

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

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Holy monk.

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'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?' mockup

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

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Paleo Humorist Gifts Collection

Paleo Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of paleo humorist mugs and find the perfect witty cup to start every morning with a smile.

Paleo Humorist Pillows

Shop our funny paleo pillows for a cozy, humorous touch to your home decor, guaranteed to make any paleo enthusiast smile.

Paleo Humorist Prints

Decorate your space with our witty paleo prints, showcasing hilarious designs that celebrate the primitive diet with a modern twist.

Paleo Humorist T-Shirts

Discover humorous paleo T-shirts that make a bold statement and turn heads with clever, prehistoric-inspired graphics and slogans.