Paleo Comedy Fan Gifts

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

The discovery of asparagus.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Steakosaurus

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

Japa-knees

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Paleo-to-go

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

'Man's first, best friend'