Paleo-comedy Enjoyer Gifts

Dinosaur hides.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Alberich steals the gold

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

'He stubbed-my-toe yell sounds a lot like his chest-pounding victory yell.'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

'Don't think my knees can take much more of this Santa's grotto job...'

Tragic bug trap movie.

Paleo Camp

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Paleo-to-go

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

'Dinner!'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'