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Dinosaur hides.

University Soapflakes

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Alberich steals the gold

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

Dinosaurs of the Palindromic Era.

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'He stubbed-my-toe yell sounds a lot like his chest-pounding victory yell.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

Paleo-to-go

'Dinner!'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

'Don't think my knees can take much more of this Santa's grotto job...'

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

Tragic bug trap movie.

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

Paleo Camp