Paleo Humorist T-Shirts

'Did you hear what happened to Oog? -- he sleeps with the ichthyosaurs.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"That's the preacher's dog."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

The Steakosaurus

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"And when exactly did your interest in health and safety start?"

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Holy monk.

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'