Hollywood Humorist Gifts

Now playing: 'The passion of big box office profits'.

Bob tries to cash in on Hollywood's success.

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

Jennifer Lawrence

Kevin Bacon

'You crashed into three parked cars, or as Lindsay Lohan would call it, a controlled landing.'

Olivia Wilde

Andie MacDowell

Salma Hayek

The Oscars - Sick Bucket

"One for 'Romance in Paradise' and one for two hours in hell."

Hollywood in tiny glimpses

'Do you have an agent?'

Maps to the rehab facilities of the stars.

Brad Pitt.

'You may be a werewolf but we prefer computer generated special effects. It looks much more real.'

"I promised I'd be around long enough to reinvent and repackage each of you one more time, but the Big Talent Agent in the Sky seems to have other plans for me!"

Kevin Spacey

Closing Laugh Movie Film: Gone with the Wind!

Ben Stiller

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'The good news is, I did find the jumper cables!'

'Therapy in L.A.'

Gangsta wrap.

For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health for a full 13 episodes...?

"Bless me father for I have allegedly sinned."

White Flight. Beautification. Gentrification. Plain Old Rich.

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

Hipster Police Department

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

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