Hollywood Satirists Gifts

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

Occu-Pie Mars

They're Not Just That Into It

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'Vital mission - movie parody'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Brad Pitt.

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'Therapy in L.A.'

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

War of Words

Jennifer Lawrence

For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health for a full 13 episodes...?

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

Ben Stiller

Hollywood in tiny glimpses

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

Bob tries to cash in on Hollywood's success.

Leftie Trump

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'I've GOT it! - Winnie-the-Pooh VERSUS the Smurfs!'

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

George Clooney.

Trump the Shepherdess

"The immigrant kids ate the class hamster, my teacher is an agent of Satan, and I got an A."

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."