Hollywood Satirists Pillows

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

Occu-Pie Mars

'Vital mission - movie parody'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'Therapy in L.A.'

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

'Blair picks safe poet caureate' "He was just giong through the motions"

For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health for a full 13 episodes...?

War of Words

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

'Wow! Who knows what eroticism lurks in the heart of a sister.'

Hollywood in tiny glimpses

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

"The most common adverse vaccine reaction after the first dose is trying to get the second dose."

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

"The immigrant kids ate the class hamster, my teacher is an agent of Satan, and I got an A."

Trump the Shepherdess

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

Heaven is unattended...leave your prayers at the sound of the tone.

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

An Inconcievable, Inexcusable, Incomprehensible Truth.