Black Hole Enthusiast Pillows

"Did you hear about Blumenkraft? He had so much junk on his desk, it collapsed into a black hole"

Me Doing My Taxes

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

'A black hole, it's what I've always wanted.'

'It's a black hole! Wait, what's all that debris? It looks like...hey, it's my letters to the editor, and my movie script submissions, and all the ideas I've ever put in the suggestion box.'

'Thank you, Blake, for that riveting presentation on black holes.'

'I'm not afraid of black holes. I live in Slough.'

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

"We've been staring into one for the last couple of years."

" I think we need to understand the dynamics of what's actually happening here"

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"Oh no, there are no sinkholes on this property, but you will experience an occasional black hole."

Stephen Hawking

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

'I wanted to talk to Professor Blumenkraft about his black hole project, but he's disappeared somewhere.'

"How many times have I told you? Never open the jar with the black hole in it!"

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"This is where the money will be spent. Oh, sorry. That's a picture of a black hole."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Economic Downturns

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'Pop-up Bible.'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

Stephen Hawking: Pale Blue Dot

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'