Black Hole Adventurer Pillows

Vortex

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Needs to get a life"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

Shoot For The Moon

Halo Frisbee.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

Economic Downturns

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

2pm meet your Creator

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."