Black Holes Gifts

'I wanted to talk to Professor Blumenkraft about his black hole project, but he's disappeared somewhere.'

Stephen Hawking

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Danger Slow Sand.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"It will scare away our competitors."

Economic Downturns

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'But before we move on, allow me to belabor the point even further...'

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

Executive with desk-boxes 'get rich' and 'get even'.

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

Getting Rid of the Cure

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

Three office doors: 'Idea People,' 'Make It Happen People,' and 'Make it Like This Never Happened People.'