Black Hole Explorer Gifts

The Physicist's Child

'Nasa is never going to believe this!'

'Caution! Faulty Space-Time Continuum Next 2 Light Years.'

Writer Crisis

'Sorry I'm late, I was caught in a hole in the space time continuum.'

Economic Downturns

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.