Habitual Halo-wearers Gifts

"I could be a saint if I really wanted to."

"Good game."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Look man, no wings!'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Pop-up Bible.'

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

Your angel is always with you

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

'I'm good. How are you?'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

Football Angel

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

'Hip!'

"I get great reception this way."

'We NEVER let bygones be bygones!'

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

'I'd like a derby with air-holes.'

"So what's his story?"