Habitual Halo-wearers T-Shirts

"I could be a saint if I really wanted to."

"Good game."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'Look man, no wings!'

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Pop-up Bible.'

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

Your angel is always with you

'I'm good. How are you?'

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

Football Angel

"He's so bossy I call him Big Brother!"

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

Umpire holds the halos of angels playing cricket.

'Hip!'

"I get great reception this way."

'And tomorrow. . . the darkness will pass and all will be bathed in a celestial light that will unify and transform mankind. . .'

Red Hat Society Members.

"I'm not a fallen angel, precisely, but I have had a few stumbles."

'We NEVER let bygones be bygones!'

"So what's his story?"

You ever see a great action movie and then feel like the hero? How so? Y'know, you kind of pick up the hero's vibe for a couple of days. I guess. Why do you ask? Monkey and I saw King Kong last night. Thump thump thump thump. Under attack!