Halo Lover Mugs

Bend it until the inside tube breaks. Then they'll glow.

"Good game."

"This stool shall pass."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Japanese Whaling

Sperm Whale.

'Look man, no wings!'

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

Meryl Streep

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

'Pop-up Bible.'

Sock Abduction

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

"That's excellent, Caroline!"

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'I'm good. How are you?'

"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'The X-Files' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Your angel is always with you

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

'Just tell him you've been good. Don't overdo it.'

"I know you adopted me, but who were my biological parents?"

"You won’t like Hulk when he’s off his Zoloft."

UFO parked at family reunion.