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Ballon's Freedom

Captain in a storm

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Boptimism

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

A Preschool of Fish

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Most valuable element.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"She may be a book nerd, but she's the best lab partner I've ever had!"

Life in the fastest lane.

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Cursing Scientist.

Cherub on a cloud

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

"I can't take you anywhere!"

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'

Just another day at Helium Farm

"I've changed my mind about your BOGOF offer."

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'