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Ballon's Freedom

Captain in a storm

Boptimism

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

A Preschool of Fish

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Most valuable element.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Obama's Theoretical Voting Record

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Life in the fastest lane.

"She may be a book nerd, but she's the best lab partner I've ever had!"

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

Once Again Jeff Had Put Too Much Helium In The Party Balloons.

Cursing Scientist.

"How may I be of service?"

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

Cherub on a cloud

Barack Skywalker

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

For eons she lulled us into complacency with her whole orbiting satellite shtick... then, when we least expected it, the moon attacked.

"I can't take you anywhere!"

Caution!! Slippery When Wet.

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

Just another day at Helium Farm

'To be honest, I think it's a bit of a let down up here.'