Illumination Explorer T-Shirts

Man in the Rain.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Do me next."

Bookworm Sleepover

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Raincloud Umbrella

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Good idea.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"How about a hand."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Giant white horse.

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Building Blocks.

The First Kite

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Storm in a magic lamp.