Illusion Explorer T-Shirts

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

The Ladder

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Do me next."

"Extreme miming"

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

Bookworm Sleepover

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Raincloud Umbrella

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Good idea.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Say hello to my little friend."

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"How about a hand."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Giant white horse.

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."