Illusion Explorer Pillows

'I'd like to enlighten you, but what if you're just illusory?'

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

The Ladder

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Do me next."

"Extreme miming"

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Bookworm Sleepover

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Raincloud Umbrella

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Good idea.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"I shop, therefore I am."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

Giant white horse.

"How about a hand."

ThrEschers.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"