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Tom Mullica.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Extreme miming"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Right here's fine."

"Hugh fans!"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Time Machine Collision

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Now you can send it."

Imagination Navigation.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.