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Message in bottle "Send Help!"

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Big Bang Theory.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Ancient Racing

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Physician tending a mummy.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Don't ask me why but he feels a great deal of pride in calling it his 'man-cave'.'

Tourists in Egypt

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

Astral Projection

'How very Cumbria.'

A man looks up at the earth

Slinky Cow World

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Space exploration"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"Life after death"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

The Gladiator.

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."