Helix Hunter Mugs

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Duck Hunt

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Bear Hugging Season Open

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Pointing.

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Geese's Thoughts.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

When clowns are hunting.

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'