Heel Hunter Mugs

"I have to always remind myself, 'judge the shoes, not the person'."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"We succumbed to your hype."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

Golfers lost on the road

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

High heel

The Fashion Industry Disappears: 'Oh God, what comfortable shoes.'

Stilettos Sharpened

"If I didn't know before I sure as hell know who Manolo Blahnik is now."

'Your feet are killing me!'