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"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Say speed

Watering the garden in the rain.

Beware of the Undergrowth.

I'm color blind, please help.

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Planner at work.

Way to go

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

Working in recovery of Hurricane

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

A 'failed' brake check!

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

'This baby can do zero to sixty in four seconds flat!!'

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'