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'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"I'll bet an exciting shade of beige would really make these walls pop."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"The Eggsorcist"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Try me/try me/try me...

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Get out of my face!"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Pray for me.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Slug Bait- snails love it

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

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