Hue Humorist Gifts

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"I'll bet an exciting shade of beige would really make these walls pop."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Try me/try me/try me...

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"The Eggsorcist"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"Get out of my face!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

I told you we were late!

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Pray for me.'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"