Hedge Humorist Gifts

Are you shopping for a hedge humorist who loves clever jokes and playful wit? Our curated collection features humorous and charming items that capture their creative spirit. From quirky mugs to witty t-shirts and cozy pillows, find the ideal gift to make them smile and show appreciation for their unique sense of humor.

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"I think you're 'hedging your bets' sir, as you still have a boundary dispute with your neighbour!"

"I think you're 'hedging your bets' sir, as you still have a boundary dispute with your neighbour!" mockup

"I think you're 'hedging your bets' sir, as you still have a boundary dispute with your neighbour!"

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'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?' mockup

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

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Home Video

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'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?' mockup

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

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'Carson came to us from a hedge fund.' mockup

'Carson came to us from a hedge fund.'

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unprunin

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"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether." mockup

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

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"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning." mockup

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

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'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?' mockup

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

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"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!" mockup

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

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"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

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"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?" mockup

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

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"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here." mockup

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

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"You have a good lie."

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A Not So Grand Slam.

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Hedge Car

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'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!' mockup

'Steven! Those nuts are for guests! Stop hiding them!'

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No one liked working the red-eye shift. mockup

No one liked working the red-eye shift.

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Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow. mockup

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

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"Can I interest you in a ledge fund?" mockup

"Can I interest you in a ledge fund?"

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'We need to slow down and take our time getting into our hurry up offense.'

'We need to slow down and take our time getting into our hurry up offense.' mockup

'We need to slow down and take our time getting into our hurry up offense.'

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"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?" mockup

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

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"There's a worry that if we impose rules on hedge funds they may leave the UK..."

"There's a worry that if we impose rules on hedge funds they may leave the UK..." mockup

"There's a worry that if we impose rules on hedge funds they may leave the UK..."

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"I admit - as papercuts go it's quite a serious one."

"I admit - as papercuts go it's quite a serious one." mockup

"I admit - as papercuts go it's quite a serious one."

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Cotton candy

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'Must be Pandora's.'

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'So, Bill! What do you think my chances are of moving into supervisory position?'

'So, Bill! What do you think my chances are of moving into supervisory position?' mockup

'So, Bill! What do you think my chances are of moving into supervisory position?'

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'I drank too much last night.'

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Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed. mockup

Of course it's filled with my old skins, it's my shed.

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'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!' mockup

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

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"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..." mockup

"We do have a wonderful art collection, but it has taken over somewhat: We either need to have a bower or get professional help..."

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"We only need to slaughter one more - grab that one."

"We only need to slaughter one more - grab that one." mockup

"We only need to slaughter one more - grab that one."

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"The kids of today catch on so quickly, Ted! Remember how long it took US to master the finer points of crony capitalism?"

"The kids of today catch on so quickly, Ted! Remember how long it took US to master the finer points of crony capitalism?" mockup

"The kids of today catch on so quickly, Ted! Remember how long it took US to master the finer points of crony capitalism?"

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'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers... mockup

'Number of days since last accident' a man is falling off of ladder while trying to post numbers...

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BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.' mockup

BOOZE & SNOOZE: 'It's a bed and breakfast with a liquor license.'

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Hedge Humorist Gifts Collection

Hedge Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for hedge humorists—bringing humor and personality to their every morning.

Hedge Humorist Pillows

Give a cozy, funny gift with pillows that celebrate hedge humorist wit—adding personality to any space.

Hedge Humorist Prints

Decorate with humor—discover prints that celebrate the creative and cheeky spirit of hedge humorists.

Hedge Humorist T-Shirts

Find witty t-shirts perfect for hedge humorists—highlight their creative and playful side with our humorous designs.