Hedgehog Humorist Gifts

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."

'I like my worms barbecued.'

No Soliciting

Military style hedgehog

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

Look,that is not your Daddy

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

'Group hug anyone?'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Hot dog warmer

"I've got reservations for this evening."

"It's chic to be vulnerable."

Needles vs Covid

'He had a hop-on part in a David Attenborough special.'

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"Love is blind."

"Not another flippin' party?"

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

Home Video

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

"Let's take a recess until counsel recovers from the hiccups!"

"Darling, this dog food is delicious!"

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

'Your hedge fund manager is here, sir.'

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"It's the three-wheelers that catch you out!"

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

"I was going to give him accupunture, but on second thoughts..."