Hedgehog Humorist Pillows

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."

'I like my worms barbecued.'

No Soliciting

Military style hedgehog

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

Look,that is not your Daddy

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

'Group hug anyone?'

"I've got reservations for this evening."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Hot dog warmer

"It's chic to be vulnerable."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"Love is blind."

Needles vs Covid

"Not another flippin' party?"

"Darling, this dog food is delicious!"

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

"Let's take a recess until counsel recovers from the hiccups!"

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

Home Video

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

'Your hedge fund manager is here, sir.'

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"It's the three-wheelers that catch you out!"

"I was going to give him accupunture, but on second thoughts..."

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

'What can it be? Golly, I'm on pins and needles.'