Hedgehog Lover Pillows

"Not another flippin' party?"

'Then came what Bobby had always wanted: a giant inflatable globe.'

I'll take it!

Military style hedgehog

"Ever hear that sometimes you begin to resemble your plants?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

Look,that is not your Daddy

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'Group hug anyone?'

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

Sausage

'See! I told you all this old police riot gear we found in that skip would come in handy!'

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Needles vs Covid

"Love is blind."

Room for one more...

"Yes, David, this day I do see a shadow. But it is the shadow of regret- of the rodent I could have been- yea, the haunting shadow of my own mortality."

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

Balloons and the Hedgehog

Groundhog Day

"Respect man!"

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"It's the three-wheelers that catch you out!"

Hedgehogs revenge.

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."