Hedgehog Lover Prints

"Not another flippin' party?"

'Then came what Bobby had always wanted: a giant inflatable globe.'

I'll take it!

Military style hedgehog

"Ever hear that sometimes you begin to resemble your plants?"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

Look,that is not your Daddy

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'Group hug anyone?'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'See! I told you all this old police riot gear we found in that skip would come in handy!'

Sausage

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"Love is blind."

Needles vs Covid

Room for one more...

Groundhog Day

Balloons and the Hedgehog

"Respect man!"

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

"Yes, David, this day I do see a shadow. But it is the shadow of regret- of the rodent I could have been- yea, the haunting shadow of my own mortality."

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"It's the three-wheelers that catch you out!"

"I was going to give him accupunture, but on second thoughts..."

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"