Hedgehog Humorists Gifts

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Military style hedgehog

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Look,that is not your Daddy

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

'Group hug anyone?'

"I've got reservations for this evening."

"It's chic to be vulnerable."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"Love is blind."

Needles vs Covid

Room for one more...

"Not another flippin' party?"

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

"Let's take a recess until counsel recovers from the hiccups!"

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

"Darling, this dog food is delicious!"

Home Video

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

'Your hedge fund manager is here, sir.'

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"It's the three-wheelers that catch you out!"

'I like my worms barbecued.'

'What exactly is it you dislike about slugs, Mister Crabtree?'

"I was going to give him accupunture, but on second thoughts..."

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