Hinge Humorist Gifts

"A door can never have too many hinges."

Football Chameleon

"The Eggsorcist"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Luxury cruise you said!'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

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"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Shark food pyramid.

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Gangsta wrap.

Hipster Police Department

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."