Hinge Humorist Pillows

"A door can never have too many hinges."

Football Chameleon

"The Eggsorcist"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Luxury cruise you said!'

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

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"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Shark food pyramid.

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

Gangsta wrap.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Hipster Police Department

"Give me something that shows I'm hip AND fiscally responsible."

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"You can find me on Inkedin."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"You know what they say: if you're tired of London, you're tired of organic soy latte and pop-up vegan yoga festivals..."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

White Flight. Beautification. Gentrification. Plain Old Rich.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."