Hive Humorist Gifts

'Will you watch out! You're swarming in my way!'

'There's no honey because the bees aren't home...'

"Was that me or did the oven buzzer go off?"

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Yard Sale

"Apple harvest."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Moo! OOM!

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

'Beware you don't trip over him!'

'Smith, where exactly did you get your experience in 'Hedge Fund Management'?'

The Sensitive Dude.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'She let the bedbugs bite.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Carpet Cows

"If you hurry, you can make the matinée."

'Your left ventricle doesn't know what your right ventricle is doing.'

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

Suddenly, the line went dead.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

VARIOUS ITEMS OF LABELLED KITCHENWARE.

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

The Cud Food Guide

Hiker's right of way.