Harvest Humorist Gifts

Suddenly, the line went dead.

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"Apple harvest."

Hiker's right of way.

"Millions of acres of farmland are taken out of production every year...a lot of them by me."

"We grow mostly puffed wheat."

"As the seasons come and go, the fields play 'good crop, bad crop'."

Scarecrow Painting

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Two vegans, please."

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

A sure sign of rain

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Static cling."

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"What are you in for?"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'