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Suddenly, the line went dead.

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"Apple harvest."

Hiker's right of way.

"Millions of acres of farmland are taken out of production every year...a lot of them by me."

"We grow mostly puffed wheat."

"As the seasons come and go, the fields play 'good crop, bad crop'."

Scarecrow Painting

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

"Two vegans, please."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

A sure sign of rain

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"Static cling."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'